Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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