grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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