hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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