did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
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I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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