Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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