Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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