yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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