I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
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Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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