i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.