He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.