can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
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I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.