I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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