She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Girls should come with a carfax report
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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