Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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