I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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