Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
