i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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