She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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