its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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