and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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