No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
bring money and cleavage
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
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her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
This toilet bowl is my home.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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