I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
They are going to name an STD after you.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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