Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I touched a dick in church today
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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