These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
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I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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