So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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