i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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