We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Pooping to opera.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
