I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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