I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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