Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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