Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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