Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
this hospital has no fireball
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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