My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
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She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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