Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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