Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
