oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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