I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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