I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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