dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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