normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
The air taste purple.
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