are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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