We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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