I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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