you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
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I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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