Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Just cropdusted the office
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
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My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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