just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
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You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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