ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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