SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I just had sex on a roof
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
The adults are the big ones right?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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