love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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