If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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