I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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