I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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