dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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