they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Drake has all the answers
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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