Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
it's great music for shaving your balls
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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