Have you finally orgasmed yet?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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