farters have to be the big spoon...
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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