love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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