please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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