Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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