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i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
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In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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