Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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