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(208): View more from Idaho

She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.

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(509): View more from Washington

My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?

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(805): View more from California

You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom

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